Friday, April 24, 2015

Camping Nights

Here's a camp song I wrote a few years ago for my sister's ward. It is to "Summer Nights" from Grease.

Tell Me More

Summer girl's camp havin' a blast
Summer girl's camp memories will last
Set up my tent out in the trees
Built a fire down on my knees

Camping goods, Out in the woods for oh oh these camping nights

Tell me more Tell me more
So it's only for chicks?
Tell me more Tell me more
Did you get any ticks?

We drove up here, it was so long
That's when we all made up this song
We put up tents on the hard ground
Black boogers, in my nose found

Camping fun, it's only begun on oh oh these camping nights

Tell me more Tell me more
Can you use your cell phone
Tell me more Tell me more
Are you out there alone?

Time for hiking out on the trail
No reception to check my email
Got blisters, need a band-aid
Help to get back, we all prayed

Camping tricks out in the sticks is oh oh these camping nights

Tell me more Tell me more
Were there games to played
Tell me more Tell me more
Leaders really aren't payed

Cold rain leaking, I did awake
We went swimming down in the lake
It was freezing, got out fast
Passing of skills, I came in last

Camping cold, Stories all told, on oh oh these camping nights


Tell me more Tell me more
Were you wet in the rain
Tell me more Tell me more
Will fire soot stain

Ran out of food, that's when it ends
But now I've made many new friends
I guess it wasn't so rough
Time to pack up all of our stuff

Camping tents, poles now all bent from oh oh camping nights

YW Like Leaders Like Me

This is a skit we did at New Beginnings for the girls. It is to "Girls like boys like me," From Teen Beach Movie. We downloaded the karaoke version and added some dance moves. We had all our leaders, including camp leaders, involved. Insert your own names where appropriate. Have fun.

Teen Beach Skit
Girls like Leaders like me

Malece and Sharon: They come to us when they're twelve
She'll never be by herself

Malece: Beehives like Leaders like me

Have some fun
Teach them how to cook and sew

Sharon: Build her faith
Help her testimony to grow

Malece: Don't forget the treats
Sharon: We meet Tuesday night

Malece and Sharon: I know Beehives, know what Beehives, Yeah I know what Beehives like

Misty: A quick hug as we walk into class

Marynn: Head outside for a bike ride down the path
Or a photo shoot

Misty: Or a movie night
I know what Mia Maids, know what Mia Maids, Yeah I know what
Mia Maids like

Malece: I know what Beehives like, wouldn't you agree?

Misty and Marynn: I know what Mia Maids like, Mia Maids like leaders like me

Malece and Sharon: I know what Beehives like, Beehives like leaders like me

Misty and Marynn: I know what Mia Maids like, Mia Maids like leaders like me

Stephanie: Like me
Summer: Like me
Amy: Like me
Julie: Like me
Marynn: Like me
Cyntia: Like me

Loisann: Hang with the girls

Cyntia: Let them know you'll always be there

Loisann: Invite them over to my house, because I care

Cyntia: Cook them some food

Loisann: Yours tastes just right

Loisann and Cyntia: I know what Laurels like, know what Laurels like, Yeah I know what Laurels like

Amy: Girls Camp

Julie: Fun songs and all our crafts too

Amy: It's so much fun, camping out underneath the moon

Summer: And lots of games

Julie: Don't forget the hike

Amy and Julie: I know what girls like, know what girls like, Yeah I know what girls like

Summer and Stephanie: I know what girls like, wouldn't you agree?

Malece and Sharon: I know what Beehives like, Beehives like leaders like me

Misty and Marynn: I know what Mia Maids like, Mia Maids like leaders like me

Loisann and Cyntia: I know what Laurels like, Laurels like leaders like me

Stephanie: Like me
Summer: Like me
Amy: Like me
Julie: Like me
Marynn: Like me
Cyntia: Like me

Loisann: All the girls, they want to learn from me

Stephanie: I help with their personal progress award

Summer: All the girls, I keep them informed

All: I can show them the way back to our Lord

Malece and Sharon: I know what Beehives like, Beehives like Leaders like me

Amy and Julie: I know what girls like, girls like leaders like me

Misty and Marynn: I know what Mia Maids like, Mia Maids like leaders like me

Summer and Stephanie: I know what girls like, girls like leaders like me

Loisann and Cyntia: I know what Laurels like, Laurels like leaders like me

All: I know what girls like, girls like leaders like me

Stephanie: Like me
Summer: Like me
Amy: Like me
Julie: Like me
Marynn: Like me
Cyntia: Like me

Modesty Skit

This is a skit I wrote about modesty. It is just a fun and lighthearted way to teach modesty. It is a redo of Dr. Seuss' Green Eggs and Ham

There are three characters: Miss Glam, Immodest one and Immodest two

Modesty Skit
(Green Eggs and Ham)
Dress Modest Madame

Glam:
I Am Glam
I am Glam
Glam I Am

I1:
Miss Glam-I-Am
Miss Glam-I-Am
I do not like Miss Glam-I-Am

Glam:
Do you like to dress modest madam?

I2:
I do not like to
Glam I Am
I do not like to
Dress modest, madam

Glam:
Do you like shirts cut to here? (points to a higher cut neck line on her shirt)

I1:
I do not like my shirts so high
I would not even like to try (she bends over and struggles as balloon boobs start falling)
I do not like to dress modest, madam
I do not like to Glam-I-Am

Glam:
Would you wear a skirt that's long?
Surely then you can't go wrong!

I2:
I do not wear my skirts so long
My short skirts? There's nothing wrong. (Tries sitting in short skirt, keeps pulling it down
I do not like my shirt so high
I would not even like to try
I do not like to dress modest, madam
I do not like to, Glam-I-Am



Glam:
Would you wear your hair combed neat?
Then your modest look is complete

I1:
No hair combed neat
I look complete
No skirts so long
There's nothing wrong
I do not like my shirt so high
I would not even like to try
I do not like to dress modest, madam
I do not like to, Glam-I-Am


Glam:
Would you, could you not so tight?
Try it, try it, that looks right

I2:
I would not, could not not be tight (Tries to walk in tight jeans, small steps)

Glam:
You may like it, you will see
If you will dress modestly

I2:
Not modestly
I would not, could not modestly
I like it tight, you let me be

I would not wear my hair combed neat
I think my look is complete
I do not wear my skirts so long
My short skirts? There's nothing wrong
I do not like my shirts so high
I would not even like to try
I do not like to dress modest, madam
I do not like to, Glam-I-Am

Glam:
A Stain A Stain
A Stain A Stain
Would you please wash out the stain?


I1:
I like the stain, not modesty
I like it tight, let me be
I would not, could not combed neat
I think my look is complete
I do not wear my skirts so long
My short skirts? There's nothing wrong
I do not like my shirts so high
I would not even like to try
I do no like to dress modest, madam
I do not like to, Glam-I-Am

Glam:
Say, with legs crossed
Sit with legs crossed
would you could you with legs crossed?

I2:
I would not, could not with legs crossed (sits in skirt with legs open to sigh that says, EEK!)

Glam:
Would you, could you not complain?

I2:
Yes I will, I need to complain
No legs crossed, I'll wear a stain
I'll wear it tight, no modesty
That's how I like it, Glam, you see
No skirt that's long, no hair combed neat
Can't you tell my look's complete?
I do not like to dress modest, madam
I do not like to, Glam-I-Am

Glam:
You do not like to dress modest, madam?

I1:
I do not like to, Glam-I-Am

Glam:
Would you, would you please stay clean?

I1:
I would not, could not shower clean

Glam:
Then would you please not be seen

I1:
I will be, will be heard and seen
I will not, will not shower clean
Listen, cause I'm gonna complain
That you don't like to see my stain
No legs crossed, no modesty
I like it tight, you let me be
I would not wear my hair combed neat
I think my look is complete
I do not wear my skirts so long
My short skirts? There's nothing wrong
I do not like my shirts so high
I would not even like to try
I do not like to dress modest, madam
I do not like to, Glam-I-Am

Glam:
You do not like to so you say
Try it, Try it and you may
Try it and you may I say

I2:
Glam!
If you will let me be
I will try it, you will see

Say!
I do like to dress modest, madam
I do like it Glam I am

I1:
And this is how I will be seen
And I will always shower clean

I2:
And you will not hear me complain
Or wear dirty clothes with a stain

I1:
And I will sit with my legs crossed
So then that clear view will be lost


I2:
And I will wear my hair combed neat
That will now make my look complete

I1:
I'll make sure my skirt is long
To my knees I can't go wrong

I2:
My shirt I'll wear the neckline high
I'll cover up, so hard I'll try

I1&2:
We do so like to dress modest, madam
We're so beautiful, Glam-I-Am!